JAMAICIA

I got off the plane and land in montego bay we get the bags and my drug addictted golum Patrick ahils a cab and puts the bags in the boot and jump in the boot and we got to the half moon hotel and we have a quick feed and i give pat all the scraps and i give him a bud for cleaning the mess and then we go for a swim at the pool but i leave my golum because he likes to look at all the men that walk around there so i go for a swim and then i go get patirck and we go to the Bob Marley museam and look at the stuff after were done we go and have lunch at Day-O Plantation Restaurant and then we go back to the hotel and drink a carton sent by my brot in Australia.